[Info-vax] Terrible news for Mr VAXman

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Tue Dec 22 07:33:22 EST 2009


In article <676dcf0e-eb6f-468b-aed6-8a3348a75f21 at k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, Neil Rieck <n.rieck at sympatico.ca> writes:
>On Dec 21, 11:27=A0pm, JF Mezei <jfmezei.spam... at vaxination.ca> wrote:
>> While this should be a festive season, I am affraid that I am to be the
>> bearer of devastating news for Mr VAXman...
>>
>> http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/workmen-spark-b...
>>
>> ##
>> Workmen repairing a roof with a blowtorch yesterday sparked a major
>> blaze at the iconic Guinness plant in Dublin city centre.
>>
>> Plumes of thick black smoke billowed across the city skyline as a dozen
>> fire crews battled to bring the inferno under control and stop it from
>> spreading to a nearby ammonia plant.
>>
>> Pat Fleming, assistant chief fire officer with Dublin Fire Brigade, said
>> it took three-and-a-half hours to get the inferno under control.
>>
>> =93There have been no injuries to any of the Guinness staff but two
>> firefighters have been taken to hospital as a precaution,=94 he said. It
>> is understood the fire broke out when workmen tried to repair a felt
>> roof with the blowtorch.
>> ##
>>
>> My most sincere condolences to Mr VAXman, and I truly hope you have
>> sufficient number of barrels of the dark gold elyxir to survive until
>> production resumes at the plant...
>
>What's next? Global warming melts the ice caps causing floods of the
>Heineken factory in Amsterdam?

Just ship the 24" (60+cm) of snow that was just dumped on us here to the
polls.  That'll stop your global warming issues and save Amsterdam.  The
Heineken?  Who cares?

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