[Info-vax] Way OT: Carly runs for Senate seat

[John Smith (not the one @ HP)]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/05/us/politics/05fiorina.html

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With all those octogenarian Senators, she's gung-ho on introducing mandatory 
Tai-Chi for evey senator....to make them "Agile". However the core of her 
platform will be to outsource the US government to China, saying, 
"Government is the problem. When I was at Lucent and HP we outsourced our 
way to success. I want to do the same with the government. It's not as 
though the Chinese don't already own us."

If she wins, the cost of heating the Capitol in winter will surely decrease 
due to the additional hot air she'll spew.
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