[Info-vax] Text processing examples with Fortran requested

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In article <00bb1afb$0$32358$c3e8da3 at news.astraweb.com>, JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot at vaxination.ca> writes:
>VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:
>
>> In your opinion.  I've seen C coded projects scarier than waking up naked,
>> after a night of bar-hopping, in a bed with Nancy Pelosi by your side and
>> as unprofessionally executed as an Ed Wood film coupled with documentation
>> as informative as graffiti tags along a railroad siding.
>
>In that scenario, is Nancy Pelosi also Naked or just you ?
>
>And would that be worse than  Margaret Thatcher naked on a beach on a
>cold rainy day ?
>
>
>Look at it on the bright side: such a scenario might shrink your big
>torx to be small enough to handle small screws :-)

Yikes!  Both are too hideous to look at even on a moonless and overcast
night.

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