[Info-vax] Raxco VMS Tuning Seminar Notes

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On Nov 11, 6:20 pm, VAXman-  @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:
> In article <PKqdnQjWrrYp_UHRnZ2dnUVZ_vadn... at supernews.com>, Alan Frisbie <Usenet02_REM... at Flying-Disk.com> writes:
>
> >On 11/11/2010 12:01 PM, Bill Gunshannon wrote:
> >> In article<_vydnZ4sFZbS10HRnZ2dnUVZ_hCdn... at supernews.com>,
> >>        Alan Frisbie<Usenet02_REM... at Flying-Disk.com>  writes:
> >>> On 11/11/2010 4:50 AM, VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:
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> >>>> I preferred 1-5-4-2-6-3-7-8 ;)
>
> >>> I prefer 1-2-4-5-3, but I'm odd.   :-)
>
> >> My preference is 1-7-5-11-3-9-6-12-2-8-4-10
>
> >Nice, if you can afford to keep it running.
> >I bet you won't run it in the 24 Hours of LeMons, however.   :-)
> >http://24HoursOfLeMons.com/
>
> I want to know how a guy on a Univ. of Scranton salary can afford
> a Farrari, let alone maintain it and feed it.
>
> --
> VAXman- A Bored Certified VMS Kernel Mode Hacker    VAXman(at)TMESIS(dot)ORG
>
> All your spirit rack abuses, come to haunt you back by day.
> All your Byzantine excuses, given time, given you away.

As a young one I once worked at a gas station on the NJ Turnpike. I
once put gas in a Ferrari -- it's okay -- save your applause. Anyway,
two state troopers come buy and ask him to raise the hood. They ask
him how it is and he says something like ~" Yeah, it runs real smooth,
going at 55 mph." He was nervous. Perhaps even you know what bricks.
Well, the cops don't even notice. They were just drooling over the 12-
cylinder engine. It did look pretty cool.

Put gas in not one, but two Rolls Royces.

A Corvette came in one day and the gas filler neck was in a really
stupid place: right in the middle on top of where the trunk would be.
I let him do the honors, as I didn't want to spill any gas on the
bright red paint job!

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