[Info-vax] If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

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In article <ibjff4$8uh$1 at speranza.aioe.org>, "Richard Maher" <maher_rj at hotspamnotmail.com> writes:
>This could be old and appologies if everyone's seen it and for not adding 
>any value, but this made me laugh my tits off out loud this morning: -
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYaZ57Bn4pQ
>
>Next Bootcamp in Bangalore and just send the summary back?
>
>Brian should stop trying to tackle these VMS release bugs directly and 
>instead set up a conference call with his representative :-)

For just the price of a morning coffee?  Hmm.  I may consider outsourcing
my own work to Bangalore but I'll draw the line at giving up my Guinness!
They'll have to keep prices under control though.  Anyway, this will give
me more time to spend on my new startup Ink company.  The ever burgeoning
plethora of Tattoo Parlors coupled with the "Tattoo every square inch of
one's body craze," I figure I could make a fortune by proving Tattoo pens
(needles) at a loss but make a fortune by selling the ink for them.  I am
going to put all the Tattoo colors in a single ink cartridge too, so that
when one color is exhausted, the entire color gamut needs to be replaced.
Look at how that's worked for HP!  It's gotta work for me!

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