[Info-vax] OT/Friday humor: A Human Resources view of the OpenVMS Operating System

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Dear Jobseeker,

We are currently hiring for a SYSTEM for our OpenVMS department. Our team
consists of the following people:

OpenVMS V7.3  on node VMSHR  17-FEB-2016 15:54:40.15  Uptime  0 13:27:45
  Pid    Process Name    State  Pri      I/O       CPU       Page flts  Pages
00000201 SWAPPER         HIB     16        0   0 00:00:00.65         0      0   
00000205 CONFIGURE       HIB      8        5   0 00:00:00.16       111    181   
00000206 LANACP          HIB     12       43   0 00:00:00.59       352    861   
00000208 IPCACP          HIB     10        7   0 00:00:00.09        97    183   
00000209 ERRFMT          HIB      8       77   0 00:00:00.56       134    211   
0000020B OPCOM           HIB      8       69   0 00:00:00.60       271    120   
0000020C AUDIT_SERVER    HIB     10       48   0 00:00:00.72       490    891   
0000020D JOB_CONTROL     HIB     10       40   0 00:00:00.39       194    353   
0000020E SECURITY_SERVER HIB     10       30   0 00:00:02.37      2019   2049   
0000020F NETACP          HIB     10       37   0 00:00:00.60       161    378   
00000210 EVL             HIB      6       58   0 00:00:00.98       393    578  N
00000211 REMACP          HIB      8        8   0 00:00:00.12        86     62   
00000212 TCPIP$INETACP   HIB     10       83   0 00:00:01.57       701    771   
00000214 TCPIP$DHCP_CLNT LEF     10      290   0 00:00:03.62      1242   1648  N
00000215 TCPIP$ROUTED    LEF      6      992   0 00:00:02.39       557    802  S
00000216 TCPIP$FTP_1     LEF     10      776   0 00:00:04.48      2212   1213  N
00000217 SYSTEM          CUR      4      952   0 00:00:18.03      3621    357   

State: 
       HIB - Occupied by consultant on H1B Visa
       LEF - Left and no open req. for position
       CUR - current req. for this position. H1B preferred.