[Info-vax] ChatGPT - Joke about OpenVMS and Linux walking into a bar

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1. Two operating systems, OpenVMS and Linux, walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What can I get you?"
OpenVMS says, "I'll have a VMSCoffee, please."
Linux says, "I'll have a LinuxLatte."
The bartender pauses for a moment and then says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I've heard of those drinks before. What are they?"
OpenVMS says, "Oh, VMSCoffee is a rich, robust blend of legacy code and modern features. It's been around for decades and has a loyal following."
Linux says, "LinuxLatte is a light, open-source coffee with endless customization options. It's a newer option, but it's gaining popularity quickly."
The bartender nods and says, "Well, I'll see what I can do. But I have to warn you, I'm not sure I know how to make either of those."
OpenVMS and Linux just laugh and say, "Don't worry, we'll help you out. We're both pretty good at adapting to new environments."

2. OpenVMS and Linux walk into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says "What can I get for you guys?"
OpenVMS says "I'll have a whiskey neat, please."
Linux says "I'll have a whiskey neat too, but I'll also need a virtual machine to run it on."
The bartender looks at them and says "Well, I can't really give you a virtual machine, but I can give you a separate glass to put your whiskey in."
OpenVMS looks at Linux and says "Well, at least I don't have to worry about compatibility issues."

3. OpenVMS and Linux walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you guys?"
OpenVMS says, "I'll have a whiskey neat, please."
Linux says, "I'll have a vodka neat, please."
The bartender asks, "So, what brings you two together?"
OpenVMS says, "Oh, we're just trying to get away from all the updates and patches on Windows."
Linux says, "Yeah, me too. I'm sick of always being told to 'apt-get upgrade'."
The bartender says, "Well, you've come to the right place. We don't have any updates or patches here."
OpenVMS and Linux both sigh in relief and say, "Ahh, finally some peace and stability."