[Info-vax] For sale: VAXstation 4000/90 128MB Fully Working and Tested
Bill Gunshannon
bill.gunshannon at gmail.com
Thu Jun 30 12:27:43 EDT 2022
On 6/30/22 11:06, Jan-Erik Söderholm wrote:
> Den 2022-06-30 kl. 15:02, skrev Bill Gunshannon:
>> On 6/29/22 22:01, Dave Froble wrote:
>>> On 6/29/2022 3:36 PM, Arne Vajhøj wrote:
>>>> On 6/29/2022 3:28 PM, Dave Froble wrote:
>>>>> My days working with VMS, and
>>>>> computers in
>>>>> general, seem to be coming to an end.
>>>>
>>>> What??
>>>>
>>>> We expect you to stick around for a few more decades!
>>>>
>>>> Arne
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Erik (the boss) is 80, I'm 76, Bill in early 70s, and Niel is late
>>> 60s, and really want to retire.
>>>
>>> We made a pitch to the customers. Buy the software package, and we
>>> will give you a year or whatever we can to train new people. They
>>> said they didn't want to be in the software business. (Almost every
>>> business for the last 30-40 years has been in the software business,
>>> in some way.)
>>>
>>> Largest customer, now being run by original owner's children, had
>>> their auditors come in, and were told:
>>>
>>> You can't use that ancient OS (VMS) ...
>>> You can't continue with that ancient language (Basic) ...
>>> You need a relational database ...
>>> And a few more ridiculous claims ...
>>> Above all, "you can't count on these old geezers" ...
>>>
>>> They refused to give them a successful audit ...
>>>
>>> Can't purchase business insurance without successful audit ...
>>>
>>> Then they pointed out a company with a cloud based solution for the
>>> customer to talk to. Too bad they didn't mention that the company
>>> was a wholely owned subsidiary of the auditing firm.
>>>
>>> :-)
>>>
>>> The app uses a single connection to the cloud. There is inadequate
>>> throughput. It is slow. Every time the customer asks for a feature
>>> in Codis, they are told that cannot be done. After several
>>> postponements, the customer went live on the cloud solution. They
>>> are missing many features they counted on. The system is
>>> inadequate. For example, (Bill likes to gather statistics), max
>>> orders from Amazon have hit 100 per minute. The new system is lucky
>>> to handle 5 Amazon orders per minute. Most people aware of this are
>>> predicting that they're going to crater. There is also the penalties
>>> from Amazon if a vendor does not perform as agreed.
>>>
>>> This customer might have spent a million over the last 30 years on
>>> Codis. Already they have spent over 5 million trying to get the new
>>> cloud based working, and it isn't doing so well.
>>>
>>> We have continually offered to help. Other customers are looking at
>>> the clusterfuck, and are re-thinking about being in the software
>>> business. Codis does all they need to run their companies. The main
>>> problem is the age of the people involved. We'd really like to do
>>> something about that, but if we could, we'd be rich and in the
>>> medical field, not software.
>>>
>>> Erik has told the customers, the company is shutting down at the end
>>> of 2023. We'd like to continue, but we can't make any promises. We
>>> will do what we can. But if the beer truck gets us ...
>>>
>>> We have told the customers:
>>>
>>> VSI is currently supporting VMS, and porting it to x86 ...
>>> VSI is currently (I hope John) supporting Basic ...
>>> The auditing firm is a bunch of crooks ...
>>>
>>> The names were changed to protect the guilty ...
>>>
>>
>> Should have used COBOL. Then they could move to z/OS and DB2.
>> DB2 meet the relational database requirement. And z/OS, well,
>> nobody ever got fired for going with IBM. :-)
>>
>> bill
>>
>> (Still time to do the conversion. :-)
>>
>
> I think that Davids application runs as a distributed system.
> z/OS are usually very centralized systems.
>
>
I guess my comment was too tongue-in-cheek. The same auditors who are
trying to push VMS and BASIC out the door would apply equal pressure
on z/OS and COBOL today.
Oh, and Dave, I thought you were the boss?
:-)
bill
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