[Info-vax] FWIW: HP to spin off PSG?

[Phillip Helbig---undress to reply]

In article <mailman.17.1313696931.3397.info-vax_rbnsn.com at rbnsn.com>,
Norm Raphael <norman.raphael at charter.net> writes: 

> HP(HPQ) reported adjusted earnings per share of $1.10 cents on sales of 
> $31.2 billion for its fiscal third quarter, compared to the $1.08 EPS on 
> revenue of $30.7 billion reported in the year-ago period.
> Analysts expected adjusted EPS of $1.09 on sales of $31.17 billion.

Were this written 20 years ago, people would have said "satire is OK, 
but it can't be completely unrealistic".  :-|